How Long Gone

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Comedy #244

How Long Gone is a bi-coastal elite podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart. CB and TJ deliver their takes on pop culture, fashion, music, and more. With three new episodes a week, you've got more than enough content to soak up.

Recent Episodes
  • 779. - Car Seat Headrest
    Apr 11, 2025 – 01:14:02
  • 788 . - David Owen
    Apr 9, 2025 – 01:21:28
  • 777. - Chris & Jason
    Apr 7, 2025 – 01:00:39
  • 776. - DJ Python
    Apr 4, 2025 – 01:20:31
  • 775. - Jake Tapper
    Apr 2, 2025 – 01:15:52
  • 774. - Chris & Jason
    Mar 31, 2025 – 01:03:08
  • 773. - Sophie Kemp
    Mar 28, 2025 – 01:14:19
  • 772. - Chris & Jason
    Mar 26, 2025 – 01:06:30
  • 771. - Chris & Jason
    Mar 24, 2025 – 01:06:21
  • 770. - My Morning Jacket
    Mar 21, 2025 – 01:14:45
  • 769. - Perfume Genius
    Mar 19, 2025 – 01:13:53
  • 768. - Chris & Jason
    Mar 17, 2025 – 01:05:06
  • 767. - Justin Pearson
    Mar 14, 2025 – 01:15:59
  • 766. - Ione Skye
    Mar 12, 2025 – 01:19:03
  • 765.- Chris & Jason
    Mar 10, 2025 – 01:08:36
  • 764. - Chris & Jason
    Mar 7, 2025 – 01:07:48
  • 763. - Cole Escola
    Mar 5, 2025 – 01:11:20
  • 762. - Chris & Jason
    Mar 3, 2025 – 01:06:55
  • 761. - Haley Mlotek
    Feb 28, 2025 – 01:11:19
  • 760. - Mark Anthony Green
    Feb 26, 2025 – 01:16:33
  • 759. - Chris & Jason
    Feb 24, 2025 – 01:05:16
  • 758. - Sarah Hoover
    Feb 21, 2025 – 01:20:31
  • 757. - Chanel Beads
    Feb 19, 2025 – 01:12:56
  • 756. - Chris & Jason
    Feb 17, 2025 – 01:06:34
  • 755. - Doug Aitken
    Feb 14, 2025 – 01:10:15
  • 754. - Lukas Gage
    Feb 12, 2025 – 01:14:09
  • 753. - Chris & Jason
    Feb 10, 2025 – 01:07:13
  • 752. - Bella Freud
    Feb 7, 2025 – 01:08:42
  • 751. - Ira Madison III
    Feb 5, 2025 – 01:11:59
  • 750. - Tish Weinstock
    Feb 3, 2025 – 01:16:58
  • 749. - Chris & Jason
    Jan 31, 2025 – 01:01:35
  • 748. - Harley Pasternak
    Jan 29, 2025 – 01:15:49
  • 747. - Chris & Jason
    Jan 27, 2025 – 01:06:00
  • 746. - The Horrors
    Jan 24, 2025 – 01:12:45
  • 745. - Roy Wood Jr
    Jan 22, 2025 – 01:08:35
  • 744. - Chris & jason
    Jan 20, 2025 – 01:05:55
  • 743. - Amanda Petrusich
    Jan 15, 2025 – 01:19:31
  • 742. - Chris & Jason
    Jan 13, 2025 – 01:03:50
  • 741. - Hamilton Leithauser
    Jan 10, 2025 – 01:04:03
  • 740. - Jonathan Ames
    Jan 8, 2025 – 01:18:43
  • 739. - Chris & Jason
    Jan 6, 2025 – 01:11:12
  • 738. - Eli Zabar
    Jan 3, 2025 – 01:13:33
  • 737. - Brynn Wallner
    Jan 1, 2025 – 01:13:54
  • 736. - Chris & Jason
    Dec 30, 2024 – 01:05:10
  • 735. - Listener Questions
    Dec 27, 2024 – 01:04:29
  • 734. - Mel Ottenberg
    Dec 25, 2024 – 01:18:20
  • 733. - Chris & Jason
    Dec 23, 2024 – 01:03:30
  • 732. - Cazzie David
    Dec 20, 2024 – 01:14:54
  • 731. - Lili Anolik
    Dec 18, 2024 – 01:14:18
  • 730. - Chris & Jason
    Dec 16, 2024 – 01:09:38
Recent Reviews
  • LaLa696969
    Jake Flopper
    He flopped.
  • IamSPM
    Love the show but why have Jake Tapper on?
    Chris and Jason are awesome. Jake Tapper could not be more boring.
  • Hdmsoxncr
    Thanks for starting my Monday mornings off right.
    Just listen!
  • Merrydas
    Love these guys
    Great guests and hosts
  • mayonegg220
    I don’t know why but I love these two jokers.
    Keep doing what you’re doing and please never change.
  • glidingover
    A study in degeneracy
    I’m listening to this show out of my anthropological curiosity to observe this fashionable form of modern America’s spiritual, cultural and intellectual degeneracy. I still didn’t figure out what these two very feminine sounding male characters do in life for them to feel so self- important , I hope the answer can be heard / found somewhere in those episodes before my annoyance with these two self-absorbed queens grows stronger than my cultural curiosity.
  • dontbesurprised MBB11
    Nitpick
    Guys. Listening to today’s pod & the word you want is “levity” not “brevity.” Yep I am a word nerd. Thanks & keep up the amusing repartee.
  • LoredonaLucrezia
    One and done
    I listen to a lot of podcasts. All genres. I really wanted to like these guys but after 30 minutes of stupid comments during the Eli Zabar interviews I had to turn it off. Why not ask thought provoking questions to this 80 year old icon in the NYC food business? I waited long enough and they never came. Just two obnoxious snarky guys.
  • Guy Gallo
    Barely a Podcast
    $$$$
  • awt13
    Unless the guest is great on their own, episodes are becoming unbearable
    I’ve been a fan since the start but increasingly, this is just a pod for the hosts to tell us who they are. This is mostly shallow, now-predicable commentary, obnoxious humor and “insider” signaling. Put it all together and it’s tough to even get through 10 minutes of an episode anymore. Think of the listener, not your IYKYK image crafting.
  • Dill BeBasio
    White Dink & Dinkwad for Harris
    White Dinks for Harris. Keep looking in those gym mirrors at your cool tatts…
  • Owner of a lonely heart.
    The Best Of The Best
    The Primal Scream ep is spectacular, love those boys.
  • YOSHANOYA
    i have listened to every episode.
    i have listened to every episode.
  • toxicamie
    I’m obsessed
    Amazing podcast with witty banter & honest humor. I always look forward to a new episode. Chris & Jason are extremely funny, & they always put me on to a bunch of cool stuff.
  • perfumed_chain
    seems like a show for dumb bros
    These guys are the worst. I looked up what they look like and they’re hideously ugly too. Imagine being bald
  • danielramirezzz
    Good
    🫂
  • butfirstcafecubano
    Trouble in Paradise?
    Chris is a real jerk to Jason lately. It’s hard to listen
  • Matt Rodbard
    Hitting a new gear
    TJ and Chris are on the highest comedy gear. So many spit take lols. They make the punishing production schedule look so easy. Not easy. I respect what HLG has grown, and look forward to years and years of jokes about bad rappers and Gen-Z growing up. Bravo boys.
  • icantstandusernames
    Lol
    The comments here are almost as funny as the pod. Look, the entire thing is an IYKYK situation. Not for everyone.
  • Brudd3788
    Very handsome and rich
    You’re jealous of how funny and successful these men are! They deserve it!
  • albalidia91
    favorite
    my favorite podcast!!!!!
  • dewylyfe
    Favorite podcast
    I love this podcast so much. I listen to it every day. I’ve heard every episode multiple times. I recommend it to everyone.
  • DWD93
    It’s ok to be a hypebeast
    Hypebeasts who think they’re self aware and ironic about it but actually they’re just hypebeasts. And that’s ok ❤️
  • minklungs
    Unlistenable hosts
    Listened to the Amen Dunes episode and learned absolutely nothing about the musician due to the “insider” hosts trying to be chummy with him and laughing at one another. At least two people were laughing because sitting through this was brutal. They seemingly think they are more interesting than the guest. Not recommended.
  • Asheville Matt
    Let the guest talk
    A masterclass in how not to interview. Excited to listen to the Lenderman interview but had to turn it off.
  • asop1999
    Awful takes, excellent batter
    I hate almost every one of their takes, but love the podcast. The banter and random knowledge is aspirational
  • ClaySPQR
    Female fan
    Favorite bits when Jason makes Chris laugh
  • Sweet Talk
    “Oppenheimer of Umami”
    I died
  • ethanathome
    Review
    The comfort in How Long Gone is that we can enjoy their posh musings and celebrity anecdotes without envy. They are cool but not that cool, smart but not that smart. They are 40 and podcast about Gen Z after all. We can reach them, and even pass them. We have time.
  • Blowy Shirts
    TJ
    bring on Wesley snipes
  • Real Deal Steve McNeal
    Great guests
    Great guests (especially musicians). DJ guy is funny, foodie guy reminds me of high school jock mentality— might be a better fit for a fancy restaurant pod— very L.A. in priorities. Give them props that they don’t ask the standard interview questions and get the guests to go into new places. Will be listening for the future, quality guests.
  • Sjdnshdnsn
    Bad
    .
  • lq1qlq
    Weird racial undertones
    Have listened to a few episodes and don’t understand why they continuously need to point out people’s race when it’s a person or color. It’s ok to just refer to someone as “his gf” instead of “his *Asian* gf”. Weird behavior.
  • EgeBamyasi89
    Rado: Classic
    Long time, first time: Jonathan Rado episode is an instant classic. What a fun and DTE (down to earth) bud, ready to riff, lots of laughs.
  • Baebae86
    Cringey & Distasteful
    I listened to the episode with Allison Bornstein. They’re completely rude, offensive, and repulsive in their language and humor. I don’t find them funny at all. Rather than a playful tease, they were more like bullies while picking out details about Allison. I only listened for Allison because she is a reputable and respected stylist. However, the way these guys (basically teenage boys) talk and the context is so repulsive and cringey. I don’t see how they would have any success with this podcast. Definitely for a niche market.
  • rupertm12
    um
    lol this nathan lane interview is crazy….howd u not know he was on to do press/there was an interim agreement. dum and awkward and a missed opportunity
  • jen_sparks
    Premium pod
    Chris and Jason are the duo I never asked for. I feel too poor to listen sometimes, sure, but the dialogue is hilarious and it’s the adrenaline I need to start my day. They give their unapologetic opinions about the culture and I often ask myself: WWJCD?
  • Southiemama
    Impeccable editing
    The most professional hi fidelity audio and sound engineering on any pod, ever.
  • Ian A L
    Bad
    A worse Hollywood Handbook
  • Printtemps
    cpa is a good artist profession actually
    a friend is an artist/ tax preparator, half the year he works in the studio and travels
  • eeeeeeeerinnro
    Happy birthday Chris
    I was too afraid to text you.
  • HowLongBro
    Addictive
    Love the banter between these two gentlemen
  • ll_1947
    Come on now
    It's Chris
  • FormerGmailFan
    Perfecting the Dying Art of Male Friendship
    Amusing mix of fashion, culture, fitness, 90’s punk ethos, drugs, and sobriety commentary. Enviable rapport, wit, and keeps my 42 year old finger age-appropriately on the pulse — bang on target market if you were a teen in the 90’s. There’s more depth than meets the eye, but most of the time it’s just clever fun.
  • cma212
    why tho
    get a voice coach—y’all sound crazy
  • Mz2222222
    Get pronouns right please
    Really liked this podcast but this ep was the second time they purposely misgendered someone. it seems like they're more concerned about not seeming too "woke" than they are about being blatantly transphobic.
  • g854
    🍝
    People who don’t like this podcast are no fun at parties
  • paco munsin
    Coastal elite bro-cast for incels obsessed with Erewhon
    Wild pod. Balding hipster and Bojack Horseman ramble on about nothing. It’s like a competition to see who’s the bigger douche.
  • cuerfo
    Brilliant
    Great podcast.
  • Brad swag
    🏆
    🏄‍♂️
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