I am absolutely disgusted and delighted Matt and Brett have returned to monster pocasting with Puggles and company. I had been savoring each past episode knowing there were a finite number of these twisted little treats…the teasers have me wiggling in my seat, frustrated, I can’t wait for more!

Hello! I’m starting off this review by saying: Where y’all at? I started listening to this podcast in 2020 I think, I could be wrong. Point is, I binged it so hard it was like slurping up spaghetti and accidentally breathing it in. I have been coughing patiently and I’m starting to think my favorite podcast will never return. Ps. If something terrible has happened, blink twice.

I’m binging every episode, I love this wacky topsy-turvy podcast so darn much...and although I’m not finished yet, I noticed that they haven’t made ANY recent episodes, and that makes me so sad and nervous, I really hope they continue with this because it is SUCH a fun and unique and special podcast!!! In fact, I’MA GO CONTRIBUTE AND BUY MERCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!🙌🙌🙌I LOVE THIS PODCAST!!!😂I NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP!!!😅

These guys are trying some weird stuff and I think they’re coming at their experiments with good hearts and weird brains. Look, I don’t like every story but they’re going outside the box and dealing with relevant topics and putting forth interesting work. I started cringing when I saw that they did a race episode but man, they did it well. No thoughtless pandering but also no weird failures of empathy or accidental racism that I could tell. I felt... weirdly proud of them. These folks are doing good work.

I- I mean the other 4 million and like 30k man your just describing how the other 4 million people feel you don’t have to spell it out. Oh yah stay in school kids technoblade said so

Explicit content aside this is awesome!

I have listened to just about every horror/fiction podcast available and have recently come across Monster Porn...I have been bingeing this podcast over the last week and am almost caught up and to be honest the variety of this show has kept all my horror/sci-fi and comedy cravings at bay. I never know what the next episode is going to bring but I know it will be quality! Thanks Matt and Brett for sharing what you love to do with the rest of us we are better for it... I think...

Great show guys. Heard you had some troubles with crapple sigh-tunes. :( Keep up the amazing shows and writing! And keep it weird!

I love the stories, each has a life of it's own and is so creatively done. There are alot of ideas and concepts that I haven't seen done yet in horror story telling and it keeps me coming back for more. I love Brett's character, a sorrcerer after my own heart! Keep up the good work guys!

The stories are creative and I love the intro/ outro music as well as the skits. -Bree

As someone who falls asleep to Lovecraft audiobooks every night and is obsessed with serial killers, this podcast has just the thing to tickle my fancy. These boys keep me entertained from start to finish. I even like the music breaks ❤️

PASTORESS PASTORESS PASTORESS we love her (them, it) we want more!

Just the right combination of humor, horror and very clever writing. Awesome narration and sound effects. This podcast grows on you. Just subscribed.

Every day I tell myself I won’t do it again. And here I am. Yet again. Monsterbaiting at work. Leaving the door unlocked because it’s more exciting that way. All that’s missing is a plushie of a certain teacup piggie.

I love this show!!! It has everything I’m looking for in a horror podcast. It’s funny, disgusting, outrageous, and deeply thoughtful. Both of the show’s creators have a different and unique style of writing (Matt’s being more real world turned Twilight Zone dread to Tales from the Crypt style horror as in Creep and The Filth Licker. While Bret has got cosmic irony as in Alpha and Omega and real thought provoking horror as in Cow in Reverse down to a science.) that keeps me entertained. The skits before and after the show are an added bonus as well as the outtakes, where you get to hear how much fun it sounds like they’re having making the show. Keep up the great work guys and I can’t wait to give Puggles kisses. PS. I loved the scene when Bret punted Puggles down the block! I can’t begin to tell you how many times I have fantasied doing that to someone that won’t stop running their mouth!

Great series, very thought provoking. Hope for more episodes.

I get a kick outta this podcast all though it often goes sideways this podcast is the love child of hanibal lector and the jerky only issuei have is u need real women for the woman parts other than that nice job

I love the stories, they entertain me on my long drive to and from work. I would love to submit a story sometime! Nothing but Monster love from this fan!

Honestly wish the intros/outros were a lot shorter, but I have enjoyed a huge number of the episodes released, so I’m giving 5 instead of four stars because I hope for this show to grow!

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My only complaint about this show is that I feel like they're sidelining the obvious star. Of course I mean the Desolator of Abath K'nath, that stud muffin of an eldritch god currently rockin' the body of a tea cup piggie known by the stupid humans around him as Puggles. Dare I say sexiest ham alive? I think you agree. No this isn't Puggles. What do you mean my name shows up as Puggles? Galdernit, Apple, I thought I changed that shoehockey. And what the Frigidaire is up with these swears?! Are you censoring my ukulele curse words?! I AM THE DESOLATOR OF ABATH K'NATH--I mean...uh...Good show. That's my review. Bye.

I am writing a review for my friends’ podcast and I had no idea they were ever doing one until today then all of a sudden they say check this out so what do I do I check it out even and what do you know it’s really good not that I’m all that surprised.

If your “Hung”-ary for a horror podcast this will definitely settle your appetite! Its got the horror/thriller aspect to the stories but also there is the comedy aspect. Both Narrators, are hilarious!! Id give more than 5 stars if i could. Keep up the great work guys👏🏽🕺🏽

Monster Porn is the podcast that knows what name the cat gave Lovecraft. I have listened to a LOT of podcasts. And of those many podcast, MP is definitely one. I can personally guarantee that no other podcast uses the phrase “c um-on-me t its” as much as MP. Ignore the surgeon general’s warning; all the cool kids are listening to MP. Don’t you want to be cool? Keep up the awesome work, you s exy, strange cowboys.

Love ur new presentation cover 🖤💜💚

Not intended to be porn....but....

I found this pod cast a couple months ago. At first I was like what the hell did I just listen to?? Now that I understand the format and the way things go I LOVE IT! It’s so much fun and I love the way they have a story within a story kind of thing going on! I would definitely recommend this podcast, if you love horror like I do!! 💜☠️👻💀

I love the original, creative weird stories these guys produce. I’ve just started listening to the catalog and I’m all in.

Ttttttttttttteeeeeeeeennnnnnnttttiiiiiiccccccaaallllllssss mmmmm yyeess

Great topics by good people

After exhausting all the pleasures this world has to offer the monster porn podcast is one of the few things that still gets me hard without the hassle of jumper cables or ordering illicit pharmaceuticals from Malaysia.

This is excellent! U2 are extremely talented. This podcast is an awesome way to spend a sleepless night. Keep up the good work. I look forward to reading more.

There. Five stars. Now I want the buttsecks promised. But seriously if they could send out podcasts more frequently then I would never need another podcast. With the surprising lack of horror and weird fiction on the iTunes podcast app this really scratches the itch. Great characters and meta plots. Matt and the recently deceased Brett (but hopefully not for long) slay these characters. Now you can continue pandering for stars and reviews. The only bad mark on this podcast. 🧠😘🍆🍒💦💪🏻

I’ve been around since the beginning of this podcast and the show has improved nearly each week. The voice actors, writers and skits are fun. The stories are well written, original and weird. They are mostly horror and completely awesome.

This is a great podcast. The reoccurring characters/hosts are fun and the stories are really good.

Brett is sexy AF. Also Matt is there.

Been listening to this podcast since their beginning and without a doubt Monster Porn is one of my top ten favorite podcasts. Perhaps even top five. I just finished listening to “MPBO5 EA the Astronaut...” and my jaw dropped. I am a fellow bunner! I am from the Detroit, MI OALC Chapter. Just wanted to say hello and to express my joy that you included our existence in this episode. God’s Peace, as we say.

This podcast might have its naughty moments, but somehow it always makes me laugh and put a smile on my face. I love the voice acting that Bret and Matt do. Keep it up!

Then I binged every episode lol

You two make music out of text writing. You two make me forget about my insignificant life. And YOU TWO give me inspiration to write my own. LOVE YOU please love me too!!

Been binging since I found it. Pseudopod-like ambience with more humor and amazing voice acting. A must-listen for anyone with a love for great writing and/or horror! A love shack and a crypt.

The quality of this podcast is unreal. You can tell that they spend hours and hours working on each episode to make sure it is the highest quality. The stories are well written and interesting and the voice actors are so talented! I don’t usually listen to fiction/narrative podcasts but I make an exception for this one!

Bret and Matt have done what they said they would do, they touched me in my Twilight Zone, just the way I love it. The excellent voice actor begins each episode with a strong, steady, rhythmic candence, teasing and playing with you as they let the anticipation build. You never want this feeling to end and then BAM -- the climax! Whew! Each episode is a wild ride and I enjoy it every time. Let Bret & Matt defile your earholes. You deserve it. Also, you get to hear Nic Calavera and Edward October from time to time. A girl couldn't ask for anything more. --Jen from Our True Crime Podcast

Great topics and cool host conversations! Keep it going.

Can’t stop listening to your podcast. I love your style, hilarious and original. Keep it up guys!

Honestly one of my favorites to listen to! I like the readers the authors the humor! It is all so perfect!

I have enjoyed the hell out of this podcast. I can’t wait to hear more, Keep up the good work!

Well written stories with great narration. Creative, creepy and funny, it tickles and chills my bones all at once.

Fun, entertaining and my New guilty pleasure!!! This is a Great podcast that will make you want to binge listen if your just finding this gem of a show! Great narration with Awesome stories!!!

Many of the stories are interesting but I’m not very much a fan of the sometimes 8 minutes intros and outros. The stories can stand on their own without the show’s strange subplot of demon pigs and the like. But the stories themselves are a great selection.